Sunday, December 5, 2010

How to walk in the rain

Wear red rubber boots.
Or yellow.
Or orange.
Blue rubber boots don’t make any sense.
Black rubber boots are atrocious.
Don’t walk around puddles.
If there’s mud, make sure you feel it with your left boot, it is closer to your heart.
Come back home when your clothes are soaked.
Drink organic rooibos and think about lions.

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